Ben installed a bot that plays Zork into our group chat service, Slack. For those of us who grew up on Infocom games, old wounds from banging our heads against the wall started itching again.

Screw you Zork.

Most of us then went out to Emporium to play The Jackbox Party Pack with crazy fans, but Andy, who works remotely from Michigan, kept playing Zork. And kept playing. And kept playing.

Best of all, we could watch his progress from our phones all night, whether it was his failures:

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Or his successes

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Or the time he got lost

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Or the other 19 times he got lost

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Or when he finally just lost his mind completely

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This is the last we heard from him:

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So, he’s probably insane now. Thanks, Zork.