Who is the Wheel of Enormous Proportions? An ageless deity? An ancient oracle? A massive being that craves the company of tiny humans for trivia and casino-esque hijinks? The answer is yes!

In the beginning… you are invited by the omniscient Wheel to ask any question that gnaws at your soul, anything at all. No question is beyond the Wheel’s infinite wisdom to answer. But all players must survive a contest of trivia and wheel-spinning first. The Wheel only bestows its knowledge on the game’s champion.

Once assembled on the Wheel’s sacred summit in the sky, players are challenged with an enlightened brand of trivia. Every trivia round is followed by a round of wheel-spinning.

If the Wheel stops on a slice with your name on it, you move onto (CUE angelic choral music) The Wisdom Wheel. This is it, the proverbial moment of truth. Remember that burning question you asked at the start? As winner of the game, you’ll have it answered with one final twirl of the Wheel. Will it be… pepperoni, anchovies, or something completely unexpected?

Only the Wheel knows for sure.